candlejack:
fuckyeahkarma:
the-half-boy:
the-parkster:
the-clintster:
roonseyrunes:
hes coming
BAD HORSE BAD HORSE
BAD HORSE BAD HORSE
HE RIDES ACROSS THE NATION THE THOROUGHBRED OF SIN
HE GOT THE APPLICATION THAT YOU JUST SENT IN
IT NEED EVALUATION SO LET THE GAMES BEGIN
A HEINOUS CRIME A SHOW OF FORCE
SOME MURDER WOULD BE NICE OF COURSE
BAD HORSE BAD HORSE
BAD HORSE HE’S BAD
THE EVIL LEAGUE OF EVIL IS WATCHING SO BEWARE
THE GRADE THAT YOU RECEIVE WILL BE THE LAST WE SWEAR
SO MAKE THE BAD HORSE GLEEFUL, OR HE’LL MAKE YOU HIS MARE.
GET SADDLED UP, THERE’S NO RECOURSE, IT’S “HEIGH HO SILVER! ”
SIGNED, BAD HORSE
(Source: squablife)
thebepz:
lanuminga:
ghoulscomecrawling:
naturalhumbleafrican:
queennubian:
biyuti:
str8nochaser:
My thighs do more than touch. They share mystical secrets and whisper spells as I walk.
I’m in love with that comment…
The beauty of the comment….I’m just sitting here like wow.
That comment was just perfect.
Rebloging for that damn comment that made me snort my drink at the screen.
^^^^
The bolded comment is the best… EVER.
(via selphiebaby)
When my priorities actually make it to my bookmark bar… they bypass tumblr……………
I’m so done with life
Stressed out of my mind. Lost the job I worked so hard for… now I HAVE to go back to school just to make sure I have money for my car. I’m so freaking done.
Never seems to fail… 3 wrongs for every right…

thedailywhat:
This Is Why Cats Have 9 Lives of the Day: One life down, eight to go: This 2-month-old kitten was recently found wedged inside a car’s exhaust system, with just its head and a paw sticking out. When the car’s driver realized the animal was still alive, he rushed the part — and kitten — to the local fire department, where the kitten was cut out.
According to fire commander Coronel Candido Cleber:
The kitten was cold and must have climbed into the engine to try to warm up. But when the driver started the engine he was suddenly sucked in. It’s a miracle he was still alive. The driver drove around for hours before deciding to find out what was wrong.
Now for the good news — the kitten had intestinal surgery and is now recovering at a sanctuary in Brazil.
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